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$today = strtotime (“today”); // don’t touch this one $sixweeks = $today - 12280223; // don’t touch this one
$period = “May 25, 2003”; // fill in the date of the first day of your last period. use the mm/dd/yyyy format. for European dates, change $due in line 500 to $dueEuro $duedate = “void”; // if you know your due date, fill it in here. if you leave this as void, the script will automatically guess a due date for you.
$gender = “neutral”; // neutral, boy, girl, or twins. if you are having twins, fill in “twins” here. otherwise leave as “neutral” until the gender is determined. then fill in either “boy” or “girl”. $twingender = “void”; // if you are having twins, fill in the genders here. for example, “a boy and a girl” or “two boys”. otherwise, leave as “void”.
$name = “void”; // if you are having one baby, fill in the name here (when you decide). for example, “Seamus Riley”. for twins, leave this spot as “void”. $twinname = “void”; // if you are having twins, fill in both names here (when you decide). for example, “Aryanna Elizabeth and Aoghdan Alan”. for one baby, leave this spot as “void”.
$iorwe = “we”; // choose whether you want the announcements to say “I” or “We” (as in “We are having a baby!” or “I am having a baby!”).
$link = “yes”; // if you want to use the default link back to me, leave this as “yes”. if you change it to “no” i’d still appreciate a link on your site somewhere!
// ----- edit these values after the baby is born -----
$born = “no”; // when the baby is born, change this to “yes” to activate the birth announcement. $weight = “8 pounds, 14 ounces”; // fill in the weight, including “pounds” or “kilos”. $birthdate = $duedate; // if the baby was not born on his or her due date, fill in the actual birthdate here. $birthtime = “4:10 p.m.”; // fill in the time(s) of birth (format like “2:10 and 3:01” for twins). $finalgender = $gender; // if your single baby turned out to be a different gender than anticipated, fill it in here. $finaltwingender = $twingender; // if your twins turned out to be different genders than anticipated, fill them in here. $finalname = $name; // if you changed your mind about your single baby’s name, fill the final decision in here. $finaltwinname = $twinname; // if you changed your mind about your twins’ names, fill the final decisions in here.
// ----- end of the values that you need to edit -----
if ($born == “no”) {
// this customizes the script to use I or we:
if ($iorwe == "we")
{
$we = "We";
$were = "We're";
}
else
{
$we = "I";
$were = "I'm";
}
// this customizes the script to your baby's gender/number:
if ($gender == "boy")
{
$he = "he";
$heu = "He";
$him = "him";
$himu = "Him";
$his = "his";
$hisu = "His";
$baby = "baby";
$babyu = "Baby";
$is = "is";
$was = "was";
$has = "has";
$babys = "baby's";
$s = "";
$a = "a";
$announce = "having a boy";
}
elseif ($gender == "girl")
{
$he = "she";
$heu = "She";
$him = "her";
$himu = "Her";
$his = "her";
$hisu = "Her";
$baby = "baby";
$babyu = "Baby";
$is = "is";
$was = "was";
$has = "has";
$babys = "baby's";
$s = "";
$a = "a";
$announce = "having a girl";
}
elseif ($gender == "twins")
{
$he = "they";
$heu = "They";
$him = "them";
$himu = "Them";
$his = "their";
$hisu = "Their";
$baby = "babies";
$babyu = "Babies";
$is = "are";
$was = "were";
$has = "have";
$babys = "babies'";
$s = "s";
$a = "";
$announce = "having twins";
}
else
{
$he = "baby";
$heu = "Baby";
$him = "the baby";
$himu = "The baby";
$his = "baby's";
$hisu = "Baby's";
$baby = "baby";
$babyu = "Baby";
$is = "is";
$was = "was";
$has = "has";
$babys = "baby's";
$s = "";
$a = "a";
$announce = "having a baby";
}
// this announces that you are having a baby:
if ($twingender == "void")
{
print"$were $announce! ";
}
else
{
print"$were $announce, $twingender! ";
}
// this announces the name of your baby:
if ($name == "void")
{
print"";
}
else
{
print"$we have chosen the name $name.";
}
if ($twinname == "void")
{
print"";
}
else
{
print"$we have chosen the names $twinname.";
}
// a line break:
print"”;
// this calculates how many weeks pregnant you are:
$now = strtotime ("now");
$then = strtotime ("$period");
$difference = $now - $then ;
$num = ($difference/86400)/7;
$weeks = intval($num);
// this determines your due date:
if ($duedate == "void")
{
$start3 = strtotime ("$period");
$difference3 = "24256045 ";
$then3 = $start3 + $difference3;
$due = date("F d, Y",$then3);
$dueEuro = date("d F, Y",$then3);
}
else
{
$due = $duedate;
}
// this calculates how many days until your due date:
$then2 = strtotime ("$due");
$difference2 = $then2 - $now;
$num2 = $difference2/86400;
$days = intval($num2);
// this figures the state of your baby's development:
if ($weeks == "2")
{
$dev = "My $baby $was conceived this week! $heu $is busy dividing and growing at an amazing rate!";
}
elseif ($weeks == "3")
{
$dev = "My $baby $is now implanted in my uterus. A yolk sac is developed to feed $him until the placenta is completed.";
}
elseif ($weeks == "4")
{
$dev = "It is now possible for my pregnancy to show up on blood tests, and even HPTs. My $baby $has $a heartbeat$s! Brain$s and spine$s are forming, and you can distinguish $his head$s from the body!";
}
elseif ($weeks == "5")
{
$dev = "My $baby now $has $a ciculatory system$s. $heu $is beginning to sprout buds where the arms and legs will be.";
}
elseif ($weeks == "6")
{
if ($gender == "twins")
{
$dev = "Those little limb buds are looking a lot like arms and legs now! Indentations are forming where $his fingers and toes will be.";
}
else
{
$dev = "Those little limb buds are looking a lot like arms and legs now! Indentations are forming where $his fingers and toes will be. My $baby $is now about 1/2 an inch long.";
}
}
elseif ($weeks == "7")
{
$dev = "This week my $baby will develop either testes or ovaries, becoming $a boy$s or $a girl$s. My $baby can also move around now, even though I can't feel it yet!";
}
elseif ($weeks == "8")
{
if ($gender == "twins")
{
$dev = "My $babys elbows are present, and $his fingers, toes, and face are all becoming more recognizable.";
}
else
{
$dev = "$hisu weight is now about 1 gram, or as much as a grape! Elbows are present, and $his fingers, toes, and face are all becoming more recognizable.";
}
}
elseif ($weeks == "9")
{
if ($gender == "twins")
{
$dev = "Ankles and wrists are completely formed this week. Wide open eyes begin to fuse shut and won't open again until 25 - 27 weeks. External genitalia$s $is differentiating, fingers, toes and ears are perfect, the placenta is beginning to produce progesterone.";
}
else
{
$dev = "Ankles and wrists are completely formed this week. Wide open eyes begin to fuse shut and won't open again until 25 - 27 weeks. External genitalia$s $is differentiating, fingers, toes and ears are perfect, the placenta is beginning to produce progesterone, and my $baby $is 1 3/4 of an inch long.";
}
}
elseif ($weeks == "10")
{
if ($gender == "twins")
{
$dev = "All of my $babys organs are formed. The irises are starting to develop, as are fingernails.";
}
else
{
$dev = "At about 7 grams, all of $his organs are formed. The irises are starting to develop, as are fingernails.";
}
}
elseif ($weeks == "11")
{
if ($gender == "twins")
{
$dev = "My $babys head$s $is becoming more rounded, and $he $has eyelids. $hisu muscles are developing, so $he can move around a lot more.";
}
else
{
$dev = "My $babys head$s $is becoming more rounded, and $he $has eyelids. $hisu muscles are developing, so $he can move around a lot more. Right now my $baby $is about 2 1/2 inches and 1/2 an ounce.";
}
}
elseif ($weeks == "12")
{
$dev = "My $baby $is now $a fully formed human being$s. All that's left is to grow big enough to survive outside of my belly!";
}
elseif ($weeks == "13")
{
if ($gender == "twins")
{
$dev = "Hair is appearing, including eyebrows! My $babys heart$s can be heard on the ultrasound, now. $we can't wait to hear that! All of my $babys nutrition is coming from the placenta now, and $he can even drink the amniotic fluid and urinate.";
}
else
{
$dev = "Hair is appearing, including eyebrows! My $babys heart$s can be heard on the ultrasound, now. $we can't wait to hear that! All of my $babys nutrition is coming from the placenta now, and $he can even drink the amniotic fluid and urinate. $heu $is now 3 3/4 inches long.";
}
}
elseif ($weeks == "14")
{
$dev = "My $babys hair is getting thicker now. $heu might even be developing dark pigment if $his hair is going to be dark.";
}
elseif ($weeks == "15")
{
if ($gender == "twins")
{
$dev = "Fingernails and toenails are now formed, and my $baby $is growing fine down all over.";
}
else
{
$dev = "Fingernails and toenails are now formed, and my $baby $is growing fine down all over. $heu $is now 6 3/4 inches long and 5 whole ounces!";
}
}
elseif ($weeks == "16")
{
$dev = "From now on my $baby will weigh more than the placenta. $heu might be starting to become aware of sounds outside my body. I wonder if $he can hear my voice when I sing to $him?";
}
elseif ($weeks == "17")
{
if ($gender == "twins")
{
$dev = "My $baby $is now learning about $his reflexes. $heu $is kicking, grasping, and even sucking. Some babies even learn to suck their thumbs before they are born! I wonder if $he will?";
}
else
{
$dev = "My $baby $is now learning about $his reflexes. $heu $is kicking, grasping, and even sucking. Some babies even learn to suck their thumbs before they are born! I wonder if $he will? My $baby $is now about 8 inches long.";
}
}
elseif ($weeks == "18")
{
$dev = "Buds for tiny little baby teeth have already formed, and now buds for permanent teeth are forming behind those.";
}
elseif ($weeks == "19")
{
if ($gender == "twins")
{
$dev = "My $baby $is forming a protective layer over $his body-covering down.";
}
else
{
$dev = "My $baby $is now about 10 inches long, and $a protective layer$s $is forming and clinging to $his body-covering down.";
}
}
elseif ($weeks == "20")
{
if ($gender == "twins")
{
$dev = "My $baby $has plenty of room to move around. Sometimes I can feel $him kicking now!";
}
else
{
$dev = "At less than 1 pound, my $baby $has plenty of room to move around. Sometimes I can feel $him kicking now!";
}
}
elseif ($weeks == "21")
{
$dev = "My $baby $is starting to settle into a pattern. Sometimes $he will sleep, and other times $he will play. It always seems that $he $is most active when I am resting!";
}
elseif ($weeks == "22")
{
$dev = "My $baby may now be feeling Braxton Hicks contractions, gripping and massaging $him.";
}
elseif ($weeks == "23")
{
if ($gender == "twins")
{
$dev = "Most of $his organs are mature by now, but $his lungs are not ready for the outside air, yet.";
}
else
{
$dev = "What a big baby! $heu $is now almost 13 inches and more than 1 1/4 pounds! Most of $his organs are mature by now, but $his lungs are not ready for the outside air, yet.";
}
}
elseif ($weeks == "24")
{
$dev = "The centers of my $babys bones are beginning to harden.";
}
elseif ($weeks == "25")
{
$dev = "My $babys skin has been very thin and transparent so far, but now it is becoming opaque.";
}
elseif ($weeks == "26")
{
$dev = "My $babys skin is wrinkled right now, but $he still has that protective layer covering $him.";
}
elseif ($weeks == "27")
{
if ($gender == "twins")
{
$dev = "This week marks the point where my $baby $is legally viable, though some hospitals can care for babies even younger.";
}
else
{
$dev = "At 14 inches and around 2 pounds, this week marks the point where my $baby $is legally viable, though some hospitals can care for babies even younger.";
}
}
elseif ($weeks == "28")
{
$dev = "By now my $babys head$s $is more or less in proportion with the rest of $his body, though still proportionally larger than an adult's head would be.";
}
elseif ($weeks == "29")
{
$dev = "My $baby $is probably noticing those Braxton Hicks contractions at regular intervals now, even when I don't.";
}
elseif ($weeks == "30")
{
if ($gender == "twins")
{
$dev = "Though I may be starting to feel breathless when I exert myself, the $baby $is getting plenty of oxygen.";
}
else
{
$dev = "Though I may be starting to feel breathless when I exert myself, the $baby $is getting plenty of oxygen. $heu $is now nearly 4 pounds.";
}
}
elseif ($weeks == "31")
{
if ($gender == "twins")
{
$dev = "Fat reserves are being laid down under my $babys skin. Now $he $is very much like a normal baby.";
}
else
{
$dev = "Fat reserves are being laid down under my $babys skin. At 16 inches, $he $is very much like a normal baby.";
}
}
elseif ($weeks == "32")
{
$dev = "If $he $has not already, my $baby will soon turn head$s down in preparation for birth.";
}
elseif ($weeks == "33")
{
$dev = "My $baby can now tell the difference between dark and light. When I am out in the sun $he $is bathed in a red glow. $hisu skin is becoming nice and pink.";
}
elseif ($weeks == "34")
{
if ($gender == "twins")
{
$dev = "35% of twins are born by this point.";
}
else
{
$dev = "My $baby $is around 18 inches and 5 1/2 pounds.";
}
}
elseif ($weeks == "35")
{
if ($gender == "twins")
{
$dev = "My $baby $is almost ready to be born. Any time now $he may drop into my pelvis in preparation for labor.";
}
else
{
$dev = "At more than 18 inches, my $baby $is almost ready to be born. Any time now $he may drop into my pelvis in preparation for labor.";
}
}
elseif ($weeks == "36")
{
$dev = "When I am very still I can sometimes see the rythmic patterns of my $baby practicing breathing, though there is no air in $his lungs, yet. Sometimes this breathing practice gives $him the hiccups!";
}
elseif ($weeks == "37")
{
$dev = "My $baby might be gaining as much as an ounce of weight every day now! I wonder how big $he will be?";
}
elseif ($weeks == "38")
{
$dev = "My $babys amniotic fluid is now replaced every three hours.";
}
elseif ($weeks == "39")
{
if ($gender == "twins")
{
$dev = "My $baby $is getting ready to embark on the first big adventure of $his life. $we can't wait!";
}
else
{
$dev = "My $baby may be as long as 20 inches now, maybe more! $heu $is getting ready to embark on the first big adventure of $his life. $we can't wait!";
}
}
elseif ($weeks == "40")
{
if ($gender == "twins")
{
$dev = "My $baby have reached $his due date! $we sure hope to welcome $him soon!";
}
else
{
$dev = "My $baby has reached $his due date! $we sure hope to welcome $him soon!";
}
}
elseif ($weeks == "41")
{
$dev = "Some babies take longer than others, and that's ok. $we sure hope to welcome $him soon!";
}
elseif ($weeks == "42")
{
$dev = "Some babies take longer than others, and that's ok. $we sure hope to welcome $him soon!";
}
elseif ($weeks == "43")
{
$dev = "Some babies take longer than others, and that's ok. $we sure hope to welcome $him soon!";
}
else
{}
// this prints your information:
print"I am $weeks weeks pregnant. There are $days days until my due date on $due.$dev”;
}else { if ($finalgender == “twins”) { print”$finaltwinname, $finaltwingender, were born on $birthdate at $birthtime.
They were $weight, respectively.
Welcome to the world!”; } elseif ($finalgender == “boy”) { print”$finalname was born on $birthdate at $birthtime.
He was $weight.
Welcome to the world!”; } elseif ($finalgender == “girl”) { print”$finalname was born on $birthdate at $birthtime.
She was $weight.
Welcome to the world!”; } else {} }
// this links back to my site so that others can download the pregnancy script.
if ($link == “yes”) { print”
Get your own !”; } else { print""; } ?>
Educational information only. This guide does not provide medical advice and is not a substitute for care from a qualified provider.